2025/2026 Decathlon: Event Summary: Soccer

Status: Locked

updated 1/4

RULES: SOCCER

Q1 English Premier League
The EPL is comprised of 20 teams; these teams have been seeded and you must select five teams totaling no more than 30 seed points. The EPL season is a home-and-home round robin; each team will play 38 games. There are no playoffs altho 4-6 teams will receive berths in the UEFA Champions League or the Europa League at the conclusion of the season. Furthermore, 3 teams will be relegated to the EFL Championship.

Your five teams will earn points as follows:
...3 points for every EPL* win
...1 point for every EPL* draw
..20 point bonus for the champion
..12 point bonus for a group stage berth** in the 2027 UEFA Champions League
...8 point bonus for a group stage berth** in the 2027 Europa League
..10 point penalty for any team that is relegated

* During the EPL season, teams will play friendlies and in tournaments; points are not awarded for those wins/draws

** Points are only awarded for a group stage berth in either the UCL or UEL (a qualifying round berth earns no points)

Picks are not due until after each team plays two games. Picks will lock Aug30 4a Pacific.

Q2 UEFA Champions League Knockouts

 
POINT RECAP: SOCCER

English Premier League
 Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
Burnley (1) 10 9 4 0 0 0 -0 13
Sunderland (1) 27 21 9 0 0 0 -0 30
Wolverhampton (1) 47 3 4 0 0 0 -0 7
Brentford (2) 33 30 3 0 0 0 -0 33
Fulham (2) 76 27 4 0 0 0 -0 31
Leeds (2) 24 15 7 0 0 0 -0 22
West Ham United (2) 21 9 5 0 0 0 -0 14
Bournemouth (3) 42 18 8 0 0 0 -0 26
Crystal Palace (3) 59 21 7 0 0 0 -0 28
Everton (3) 49 24 5 0 0 0 -0 29
Brighton & Hove Albion (4) 42 21 8 0 0 0 -0 29
Nottingham Forest (4) 53 18 3 0 0 0 -0 21
Aston Villa (5) 42 39 4 0 0 0 -0 43
Newcastle (5) 75 27 5 0 0 0 -0 32
Manchester United (6) 16 24 8 0 0 0 -0 32
Tottenham (6) 82 21 6 0 0 0 -0 27
Chelsea (7) 139 24 7 0 0 0 -0 31
Manchester City (9) 79 39 4 0 0 0 -0 43
Arsenal (10) 162 45 3 0 0 0 -0 48
Liverpool (10) 187 30 4 0 0 0 -0 34

Hover over Category Titles to view Description and Point Multipliers

 
LEADERBOARD: SOCCER

#   Team Points
1   The Performative Males 196
2   Miami Vice 194
3   WMD Right Chair Right Chair 191
4   M&A 186
--   Potatoes and Pierogies 186
--   Sleehrats 186
--   The Catch 186
--   WarDamnBulldawgs 186
9   Hard Rock's $$$ 185
10   TC Decathletes 184
--   The Salty Dogs 184
12   The Rizzler 183
--   The Thrill of Victory 183
14   Moneyline Mafia 182
--   Sock Hand 182
16   Ashley Remembered 180
--   Golden Earrings 180
--   Jesters Henchmen 180
--   Sweatyball 180
--   Tundra Prius 180
21   Get Up Mitch 178
--   Little Yerry Stackhouse 178
--   Your Mom Paid My Entry 178
24   An Absolute Creamer 177
--   Green Team 177
--   Kissing Cousins 177
--   Leck23 177
28   Famous Jewish Sports Legends 176
--   FullHouse 176
--   johnb470 176
31   Connor Stalions Did Nothing Wrong 175
--   G.B.G. Campaign 175
--   KillerKa$h 175
--   Legally Fit 175
--   Paco's Tacos 175
--   Sweet Emulsions 175
--   Team Sendu 175
--   The 209 175
39   Bye Shane 174
--   Mt. P 174
--   Noelg27 174
--   Prophet Pandas 174
--   RaymondBabbitt 174
--   Shart Garfunkel 174
--   The Hameltoes 174
--   TreVeyon My Wayward Son 174
47   BradfordEra 173
--   Brotherly Shovers 173
--   Favre's Dick Picks 173
--   Jake Picks Winners 173
--   Johnny Backpacks 173
--   Literally Joe Sheisty 173
--   MAK1005 173
--   MCC Club Champs 173
--   soccerdan 173
--   Special K's 173
--   The Dancing Bears 173
--   The Oregon Cucks 173
--   WarOtto 173
60   Dawg Daze 172
--   Deshaun's Massage Parlor 172
--   Russell The Muscle 172
63   Carlsbatdrewton 171
--   In play out(s) 171
--   Off the Handle 171
--   Picks out for Harambe 171
--   Sexy Rexy Grossman 171
68   Spotted Balls 170
69   (Former) Dominican Béisbol Exploiters 169
--   BPJR8 169
--   CoLo for the win 169
--   Ligma LLC 169
--   Neighborhood Watch 169
--   Sneaky SIX SEVEN 169
--   SWAT Team 169
--   Team Beno 169
77   655 Stanley 168
--   EtAl 168
--   fallfromgrace 168
--   Krudler 168
--   Patatas 168
--   PerryPicks 168
--   Rounders 168
--   Shadynasty's 168
--   turtle 168
--   Uff 168
--   Wade Boggs 168
88   BigB 167
--   Caffeine Achiever 167
--   Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! 167
--   CuseIsLoose 167
--   Goutfish 167
--   Idiots out wandering around 167
--   Jumpy & Stumpy 167
--   The Rodfather 167
--   Third Time's A Charm? 167
97   Bearvers 166
--   Don’t Hassle the Hoff 166
--   Fightin Amish 166
--   Jaxson Prescott 166
--   MyWifeHidMyBonerPillz 166
--   Orange Crush 166
--   Otter Water 166
--   Pulse 166
--   SHTigers 166
--   The Redskins 166
--   ZoopedUpMoose 166
108   Billiams Dreamcatchers 165
--   Dock Ellis 165
--   Eden 165
--   Nochanceinhell 165
--   Times New Roman Investment Club 165
113   Lazer Show 164
--   Salsa Tex Committee 164
--   SportsTeamsinOakland? 164
--   The513 164
117   Do Wrong Right 163
--   FishSqueek 163
--   Gyros & Souvlaki 163
--   HookEm_HokieBird 163
--   Kick Names Take Ass 163
--   SportsFanatic 163
--   Tequila Howie 163
--   The Caine-Hackman Theory 163
125   Buckle Up! 162
--   Jimmy Dugan 162
--   One Decathlon After Another 162
--   Roadkill 162
--   The Fast Cheetas 162
130   Dangerous Midge and the Piss Ants 161
--   Never Tell Me The Odds 161
--   Slugworths Gobstoppers 161
--   The Dude Abides 161
--   Walton's World 161
135   drinking is fun 160
--   KynM 160
--   Stimulus me 160
--   Stinker Tinker 160
--   The Usual Suspects 160
--   TheTeamTheTeamTheTeam 160
141   nonamebret 159
--   Sportwonks 159
--   Two Guys, One Chip 159
144   Dad Boner 158
--   Dirty Sanchez's 158
--   Land Thieves 158
--   Pepe Silvia 158
--   POKER BOYS 158
--   Valimorons 158
150   Noticing and Pondering 157
--   PSU Pride 157
--   Truffle Butter Express 157
--   We’re Back Department 157
154   The Dodgfather 156
--   Viva Los Birdos 156
156   Atlantic City Knights 155
--   Bears 155
--   Dickens Inn 155
--   Go Birds 155
--   Nova 2014 155
--   Pandaaaaaa 155
--   Smarties-National Champs 21'&22' 155
--   That Ain’t Mayo 155
--   The Acorn Army 155
--   The Hatchmen 155
--   The Wild Bunch 155
--   Trojans 155
--   Twice As Nice 155
169   Coconut Wonderland 154
--   Fallendomino 154
--   Gordon Bombay 154
--   Scouse Poets 154
--   SJSU Superfan 154
--   SLOMIKE 154
--   SubwayHero 154
--   The C.O.S.T.A. System 154
177   Drool Monkeys 153
--   Favre's Prick Picks 153
--   I Am Stoked, Steve! 153
--   Iron WIll 153
--   Party Like It's 09 153
--   Quack Attack 153
--   Santa Monica by Everclear 153
--   SoHoGoat 153
185   Damp Danny 152
--   Gronkey Kong 152
187   AceRothstein’sSafeBets 151
--   Chudley Cannons 151
--   Eddie and the Cruisers 151
--   Enrico Pallazzo 151
--   Fonzinoons 151
--   Greatpoint 151
--   HMD Industries 151
--   Hondo 151
--   JJBC All-Stars 151
--   Kenny Pickett Truthers 151
--   Nax Squared 151
--   ppschwa 151
--   Red Deaths 151
--   Sacrifice Blunts 151
--   ScudderRd 151
--   Stankford 151
--   Tasty Waves 151
--   What am I, a farmer? 151
205   Big Ragu 150
--   Casual Craigslist Connections 150
--   Chimney Rock 150
--   CommunityTheaterDivas 150
--   Greatest Show on Turf 150
--   RockChalk 150
--   StevieFranchise 150
212   Handsy Docs 149
--   The Chun-Li Lightning Kicks 149
--   VMATster 149
215   ShipWrecked 148
216   All Rise 147
--   DEATH ROW 147
--   DumpsterFire25 147
--   NY Jets Are Killing Me 147
--   Page408 147
--   The Mustangs 147
222   Da Real Saving Silverman 146
--   JustFly 146
--   TRYAN43 146
225   Pare La Musica 145
226   Yellow Sheet 3.0 144
227   Bizuation 143
--   Is this Fantasy Football? 143
--   JoeRobbieStadium 143
--   Ramblers 143
--   Team Quack 143
232   1027 142
--   Birdie Brigade 142
--   David Hasselhoff 142
--   Pagman29 Dynasty 142
--   Roken’s Stallions 142
--   Rusty's Raiders 142
--   The Horny Brent Musburgers 142
--   West Virginia Party Boy 142
240   Mud Set Hut 141
--   RunForrestRun 141
242   Free Scottie 140
243   Decanterthon 139
--   Go Bulldogs!! 139
--   Riverfront Rivals 139
246   Faceless Man 137
247   brooklynboyz 134
--   Project Badass 134
--   Syosset Shysters 134
--   The Generals 134
251   Let 'er buck 132
252   Hawks 131
--   WholeBagOSuckIt 131

2025/2026 Events
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