2025/2026 Decathlon: Team Summary: Deshaun's Massage Parlor
Captains: Anil Gupta
Tribes: State of MI, Late Night Seasoned Meats
| Event | Question | Selection(s) | Cat 1 | Cat 2 | Cat 3 | Cat 4 | Cat 5 | Cat 6 | Total | |
| Tennis | US Open Women | Daria Kasatkina | 10 | 10 | ||||||
| Jasmine Paolini | 10 | 10 | ||||||||
| Jessica Pegula | 25 | 10 | 35 | |||||||
| Iga Swiatek | 20 | 20 | ||||||||
| US Open Men | Gabriel Diallo | 5 | 5 | |||||||
| Jiri Lehecka | 20 | 20 | ||||||||
| Jannik Sinner | 30 | 10 | 15 | 55 | ||||||
| Carlos Alcaraz | 35 | 10 | 15 | 20 | 80 | |||||
| Australian Open Women | Last Place Picks (final as of 1/31) | 40 | 40 | |||||||
| Australian Open Men | Last Place Picks (final as of 1/31) | 40 | 10 | 50 | ||||||
| Tennis Total | 325 | |||||||||
| College Football | 2025 Tier1 | IND Notre Dame | 70 | 70 | ||||||
| ACC Clemson | 49 | 49 | ||||||||
| B10 Ohio State | 84 | 20 | 104 | |||||||
| B10 Penn St | 49 | 10 | 59 | |||||||
| 2025 Tier2 | MWC Boise St | 63 | 15 | 78 | ||||||
| B10 Indiana | 112 | 20 | 30 | 10 | 20 | 192 | ||||
| B12 Utah | 77 | 10 | 87 | |||||||
| B10 USC | 63 | 63 | ||||||||
| CFP Bracket | Tulane | 0 | 0 | |||||||
| Ohio State | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| Indiana | 15 | 5 | 15 | 25 | 60 | |||||
| Bowl Games | Pinstripe: Penn State +2½ | 7 | 7 | |||||||
| PopTart: BYU -4½ | 0 | |||||||||
| New Mexico: North Texas -3½ | 0 | |||||||||
| Texas: LSU +2½ | 0 | |||||||||
| Music City: Tennessee -2½ | 0 | |||||||||
| ReliaQuest: Iowa +5½ | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| Cotton: Miami +9½ | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| Orange: Texas Tech +1½ | 0 | |||||||||
| Rose: Indiana -6½ | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| Holiday: SMU +2½ | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| College Football Total | 797 | |||||||||
| Soccer | English Premier League | Brentford | 33 | 3 | 36 | |||||
| Fulham | 30 | 4 | 34 | |||||||
| Chelsea | 33 | 7 | 40 | |||||||
| Manchester City | 42 | 5 | 47 | |||||||
| Liverpool | 33 | 6 | 39 | |||||||
| Soccer Total | 196 | |||||||||
| Football | Regular Season | AE Miami Dolphins | 49 | 49 | ||||||
| AE New England Patriots | 98 | 30 | 20 | 20 | 168 | |||||
| NW Seattle Seahawks | 98 | 30 | 20 | 20 | 30 | 198 | ||||
| AS Houston Texans | 84 | 10 | 10 | 104 | ||||||
| NS Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 56 | 56 | ||||||||
| NW SF 49ers | 84 | 10 | 10 | 104 | ||||||
| AE Buffalo Bills | 84 | 10 | 10 | 104 | ||||||
| NE Philadelphia Eagles | 77 | 20 | 97 | |||||||
| NFL Playoffs | Chicago Bears | 10 | 10 | |||||||
| Jacksonville Jaguars | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| Los Angeles Rams | 10 | 20 | 30 | |||||||
| Houston Texans | 10 | 10 | ||||||||
| San Francisco 49ers | 10 | 10 | ||||||||
| Football Total | 940 | |||||||||
| Racing | NASCAR Playoffs | Joey Logano | 0 | |||||||
| Ryan Blaney | 20 | 15 | 35 | |||||||
| Kyle Larson | 75 | 75 | ||||||||
| Daytona 500 | Joey Logano | 57 | 57 | |||||||
| Ryan Blaney | 0 | |||||||||
| Denny Hamlin | 0 | |||||||||
| Austin Cindric | 0 | |||||||||
| William Byron | 25 | 25 | ||||||||
| Racing Total | 192 | |||||||||
| Baseball | 2025 AL Wildcard 1 | Detroit | 4 | 4 | ||||||
| 2025 AL Wildcard 2 | New York Yankees | 4 | 4 | |||||||
| 2025 NL Wildcard 1 | Reds | 0 | ||||||||
| 2025 NL Wildcard 2 | Cubs | 4 | 4 | |||||||
| 2025 MLB Playoffs | Brewers | 15 | 15 | |||||||
| Phillies | 5 | 5 | ||||||||
| Tigers | 10 | 10 | ||||||||
| Yankees | 5 | 5 | ||||||||
| Baseball Total | 47 | |||||||||
| Hockey | 2025/2026 Regular Season | Boston | 64 | 64 | ||||||
| Seattle | 54 | 54 | ||||||||
| Nashville | 52 | 52 | ||||||||
| Vancouver | 36 | 36 | ||||||||
| Florida | 58 | 58 | ||||||||
| Carolina | 72 | 72 | ||||||||
| Edmonton | 56 | 56 | ||||||||
| Hockey Total | 392 | |||||||||
| Basketball | 25/26 NBA Season | New Orleans Pelicans | 0 | |||||||
| Miami Heat | 4 | 4 | ||||||||
| Milwaukee Bucks | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| Dallas Mavericks | 0 | |||||||||
| Boston Celtics | 26 | 26 | ||||||||
| Houston Rockets | 22 | 22 | ||||||||
| Cleveland Cavaliers | 22 | 22 | ||||||||
| OKC Thunder | 40 | 40 | ||||||||
| Basketball Total | 114 | |||||||||
| College Sports | NCAA Basketball Regular Season | BE Villanova | 34 | 34 | ||||||
| SEC Missouri | 30 | 30 | ||||||||
| SEC Ole Miss | 22 | 22 | ||||||||
| B10 Oregon | 16 | 16 | ||||||||
| WCC St Marys | 40 | 40 | ||||||||
| B12 Arizona | 44 | 44 | ||||||||
| WCC Gonzaga | 44 | 44 | ||||||||
| B10 Purdue | 36 | 36 | ||||||||
| B12 Houston | 40 | 40 | ||||||||
| BE UConn | 44 | 44 | ||||||||
| College Sports Total | 350 | |||||||||
| Penalties | Late Picks | |||||||||
| Penalties Total | 0 | |||||||||
Total Pts: 3353 |
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