2025/2026 Decathlon: Team Summary: Nochanceinhell
Captains: TOM BOLT, TB
Tribes: State of OR, Rookies, We Suck
| Event | Question | Selection(s) | Cat 1 | Cat 2 | Cat 3 | Cat 4 | Cat 5 | Cat 6 | Total | |
| Tennis | US Open Women | Venus Freaking Williams | 0 | 0 | ||||||
| Barbora Krejcikova | 20 | 20 | ||||||||
| Coco Gauff | 15 | 15 | ||||||||
| Iga Swiatek | 20 | 20 | ||||||||
| US Open Men | Alex Michelsen | 0 | 0 | |||||||
| Tommy Paul | 10 | 10 | ||||||||
| Ben Shelton | 10 | 10 | ||||||||
| Jannik Sinner | 30 | 10 | 15 | 55 | ||||||
| Tennis Total | 130 | |||||||||
| College Football | 2025 Tier1 | B10 Oregon | 35 | 35 | ||||||
| ACC Clemson | 21 | 21 | ||||||||
| SEC Georgia | 35 | 35 | ||||||||
| B10 Ohio State | 42 | 42 | ||||||||
| 2025 Tier2 | SBC James Madison | 35 | 35 | |||||||
| B12 Baylor | 28 | 28 | ||||||||
| B12 Utah | 35 | 35 | ||||||||
| SEC Florida | 14 | 14 | ||||||||
| College Football Total | 245 | |||||||||
| Soccer | English Premier League | Leeds | 6 | 2 | 8 | |||||
| Newcastle | 6 | 3 | 9 | |||||||
| Manchester United | 9 | 1 | 10 | |||||||
| Chelsea | 9 | 2 | 11 | |||||||
| Arsenal | 15 | 1 | 16 | |||||||
| Soccer Total | 54 | |||||||||
| Football | Regular Season | NE NY Giants | 14 | 14 | ||||||
| AS Tennessee Titans | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| NS Atlanta Falcons | 14 | 14 | ||||||||
| AE New England Patriots | 28 | 28 | ||||||||
| AW Denver Broncos | 28 | 28 | ||||||||
| AN Baltimore Ravens | 7 | 7 | ||||||||
| AE Buffalo Bills | 28 | 28 | ||||||||
| NE Philadelphia Eagles | 28 | 28 | ||||||||
| Football Total | 154 | |||||||||
| Racing | NASCAR Playoffs | Joey Logano | 0 | |||||||
| Kyle Larson | 0 | |||||||||
| Christopher Bell | 0 | |||||||||
| Racing Total | 0 | |||||||||
| Baseball | 2025 AL Wildcard 1 | |||||||||
| 2025 AL Wildcard 2 | New York Yankees | 4 | 4 | |||||||
| 2025 NL Wildcard 1 | Dodgers | 4 | 4 | |||||||
| 2025 NL Wildcard 2 | Padres | 0 | ||||||||
| 2025 MLB Playoffs | BlueJays | 15 | 15 | |||||||
| Mariners | 20 | 20 | ||||||||
| Dodgers | 15 | 15 | ||||||||
| Cubs | 10 | 10 | ||||||||
| Baseball Total | 68 | |||||||||
| Hockey | 2025/2026 Regular Season | Seattle | 4 | 4 | ||||||
| Anaheim | 2 | 2 | ||||||||
| Minnesota | 2 | 2 | ||||||||
| Toronto | 2 | 2 | ||||||||
| Winnipeg | 2 | 2 | ||||||||
| New Jersey | 2 | 2 | ||||||||
| Colorado | 4 | 4 | ||||||||
| Hockey Total | 18 | |||||||||
Total Pts: 669 |
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