2023 Event Summary: Golf

Status: Completed

RULES: GOLF

Q1: 2020 PGA Golfers
Pick 5 golfers. These 5 golfers will earn you points in each of these 4 events:
  • PGA Championship
  • FedEx Playoffs*
  • US Open
  • Masters


  • * The FedEx Playoffs are a multi-tournament event. Points will be given based on the final standings after the Tour Championship

    The top 25 finishers in each event will take points, bonuses given to the top 5 finishers.

    Points will be as follows:
    25+15 pts for a win
    24+10 pts for 2nd place
    23+7 pts for 3rd place
    22+3 pts for 4th place
    21+1 pts for 5th place
    20 pts for 6th place
    19 pts for 7th place
    etc down to
    3 pts for 23rd place
    2 pts for 24th place
    1 pt for 25th place

    plus 5 pts for making the cut in any of the 4 events (for the FedEx Cup Playoffs, being invited to the Tour Championship counts as making the cut).


    Limitations:
    The top players have been seeded according to the Sports Decathlon's secret algorithm. (The secret? Copious quantities of alcohol.) You must pick 5 golfers worth no more than 22 seed points.

    Missing golfers:
    There are a lot of golfers out there; if you wish to select a golfer who is not on our list, send an email to sportsdecathlon@yahoo.com and we will get him loaded ASAP at 0 seed points.

    Picks will lock Thu 8/6 at 8am Pacific.


    Q2: 2021 PGA Golfers
    Pick 6 golfers. These duffers will earn you points in each of these 5 events:
  • The Players Championship
  • Masters
  • PGA Championship
  • US Open
  • British Open


  • The top 25 finishers in each event will take points, bonuses given to the top 5 finishers.

    Points will be as follows:
    25+15 pts for a win
    24+10 pts for 2nd place
    23+7 pts for 3rd place
    22+3 pts for 4th place
    21+1 pts for 5th place
    20 pts for 6th place
    19 pts for 7th place
    etc down to
    3 pts for 23rd place
    2 pts for 24th place
    1 pt for 25th place

    plus 5 pts for making the cut in any of the events.


    Limitations:
    The top players have been seeded according to the Sports Decathlon's secret algorithm. (The secret? Booze!) You must pick 6 golfers worth at least 70 seed points.

    Missing golfers:
    There are a lot of golfers out there; if you wish to select a golfer who is not on our list, send an email to sportsdecathlon@yahoo.com and we will get him loaded ASAP at 25 seed points.

    Picks will lock Thu 3/11 early am

     
    POINT RECAP: GOLF

    2020 PGA Golfers
    Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
    Byeung Hun An (0) 2 5 4 0 0 0 0 9
    Kiradech Aphibarnrat (0) 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
    Cameron Champ (0) 2 15 16 2 0 7 0 40
    Harris English (0) 3 15 7 14 25 0 0 61
    Lanto Griffin (0) 1 15 7 8 0 0 0 30
    Joaquin Niemann (0) 2 10 0 0 3 0 0 13
    Ryan Palmer (0) 10 10 0 2 0 0 0 12
    Ian Poulter (0) 1 10 4 0 0 1 0 15
    Scottie Scheffler (0) 15 15 25 22 0 7 0 69
    Brandt Snedeker (0) 3 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
    Brendon Todd (0) 30 15 9 6 3 0 0 33
    Bubba Watson (0) 8 15 0 0 0 0 0 15
    Matthew Wolff (0) 16 10 25 0 34 0 0 69
    Daniel Berger (1) 175 15 13 11 0 0 0 39
    Billy Horschel (1) 10 20 0 0 0 0 0 20
    Kevin Kisner (1) 20 10 7 3 0 0 0 20
    Paul Casey (1) 16 15 34 0 9 0 0 58
    Sergio Garcia (1) 13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
    Chez Reavie (1) 6 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
    Kevin Na (1) 24 10 0 0 0 13 0 23
    Shane Lowry (1) 26 15 0 0 0 1 0 16
    Henrik Stenson (1) 15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
    Louis Oosthuizen (1) 43 15 0 0 30 3 0 48
    Viktor Hovland (1) 129 15 0 6 13 0 0 34
    Phil Mickelson (1) 39 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
    Kevin Streelman (1) 5 5 0 0 0 0 0 5
    Erik van Rooyen (1) 1 10 0 0 3 0 0 13
    Matt Wallace (1) 6 15 0 0 0 0 0 15
    Bernd Wiesberger (1) 2 15 0 0 0 0 0 15
    Danny Willett (1) 7 5 0 0 0 1 0 6
    Abraham Ancer (5) 4 20 0 8 0 13 0 41
    Collin Morikawa (5) 50 15 40 20 0 0 0 75
    Jason Day (5) 11 10 25 0 0 0 0 35
    Hideki Matsuyama (5) 8 20 4 11 9 13 0 57
    Justin Rose (5) 7 10 17 0 0 3 0 30
    Matthew Fitzpatrick (5) 7 5 0 0 0 0 0 5
    Patrick Cantlay (5) 76 15 0 0 0 9 0 24
    Rickie Fowler (5) 29 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
    Sungjae Im (5) 7 15 0 15 4 34 0 68
    Tommy Fleetwood (5) 5 10 0 0 0 7 0 17
    Tony Finau (5) 42 20 25 9 18 0 0 72
    Patrick Reed (5) 20 20 13 18 13 16 0 80
    Tyrrell Hatton (5) 8 5 0 19 0 0 0 24
    Xander Schauffele (5) 175 20 16 34 22 9 0 101
    Adam Scott (5) 9 15 4 0 0 0 0 19
    Webb Simpson (5) 97 20 0 14 18 16 0 68
    Jordan Spieth (5) 21 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
    Gary Woodland (5) 10 5 0 0 0 0 0 5
    Tiger Woods (5) 24 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
    Brooks Koepka (10) 104 10 0 0 0 19 0 29
    Bryson Dechambeau (10) 24 20 25 4 40 0 0 89
    Dustin Johnson (10) 4 20 34 40 20 40 0 154
    Jon Rahm (10) 31 20 13 25 3 19 0 80
    Justin Thomas (10) 135 20 0 34 18 25 0 97
    Rory McIlroy (10) 21 20 0 18 18 22 0 78
    2021 PGA Golfers
    Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
    Dustin Johnson (1) 192 15 0 0 0 7 18 40
    Rory McIlroy (2) 38 15 0 0 0 19 0 34
    Jon Rahm (2) 84 25 17 22 18 40 30 152
    Bryson DeChambeau (4) 127 25 30 0 0 0 0 55
    Brooks Koepka (5) 35 15 0 0 34 25 20 94
    Justin Thomas (5) 100 20 40 5 0 7 0 72
    Xander Schauffele (7) 116 15 0 30 0 19 0 64
    Jordan Spieth (8) 28 25 0 30 0 7 34 96
    Patrick Cantlay (9) 39 10 0 0 3 11 0 24
    Tyrrell Hatton (10) 11 10 0 8 0 0 0 18
    Collin Morikawa (11) 147 25 0 8 18 25 40 116
    Hideki Matsuyama (12) 14 15 0 40 3 0 0 58
    Viktor Hovland (13) 69 15 0 5 0 0 14 34
    Patrick Reed (14) 46 20 4 18 9 7 0 58
    Webb Simpson (14) 48 15 0 14 0 0 7 36
    Tommy Fleetwood (14) 14 15 0 0 0 0 0 15
    Tony Finau (14) 92 15 0 16 18 0 11 60
    Daniel Berger (18) 67 20 17 0 0 19 18 74
    Adam Scott (19) 15 20 0 0 0 0 0 20
    Jason Day (19) 24 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
    Justin Rose (21) 27 15 0 19 18 0 0 52
    Rickie Fowler (21) 17 10 0 0 18 0 0 28
    Paul Casey (23) 35 25 22 0 25 19 11 102
    Matthew Fitzpatrick (23) 33 25 17 0 3 0 0 45
    Louis Oosthuizen (23) 22 25 0 0 34 34 30 123
    Sungjae Im (23) 37 15 9 0 9 0 0 33
    Matthew Wolff (23) 27 5 0 0 0 11 0 16
    Sergio Garcia (25) 5 15 17 0 0 7 7 46
    Abraham Ancer (25) 10 20 4 0 18 0 0 42
    Scottie Scheffler (25) 109 20 0 8 18 19 18 83
    Cameron Champ (25) 3 5 0 0 0 0 0 5
    Emiliano Grillo (25) 1 10 0 0 0 0 14 24
    Joaquin Niemann (25) 22 25 0 0 0 0 0 25
    Harris English (25) 12 20 0 5 0 30 0 55
    Bubba Watson (25) 6 15 0 0 0 0 0 15
    Cam Smith (25) 19 20 9 16 0 0 0 45
    Max Homa (25) 19 5 0 0 0 0 0 5
    Jason Kokrak (25) 2 20 17 0 0 0 0 37
    Will Zalatoris (25) 14 15 5 34 18 0 0 72
    Corey Conners (25) 2 20 19 18 9 0 11 77

    Hover over Category Titles to view Description and Point Multipliers

     
    LEADERBOARD: GOLF

    #   Team Points
    1   Devils, Bears, Heels Oh My 854
    2   Suplex Spectacles 848
    3   Dad Boner 844
    4   Twice as Nice 837
    5   MattyRads 835
    6   Lawn Game Legend 822
    7   The Hameltoes 821
    8   It's A Shpadoinkle Day 820
    9   Eskimo Brothers 815
    --   Little Yerry Stackhouse 815
    11   Off the Handle 812
    12   Kissing Cousins 807
    13   Delusions of Grandeur 805
    14   Hawks Fly Together 804
    15   Thing Two 802
    --   Utility Sports Nuts 802
    17   Favre's Prick Picks 799
    18   Tundra Prius 795
    19   Anything is Possiblllllllllllllllllllle 794
    20   Locksmen 791
    21   SC_ballerz 787
    22   HTown Goonies 783
    23   CoLo for the win 781
    --   TrueSpartan 781
    25   SARS CoV-2 legit to quit 779
    26   What Comes Next? 776
    27   Fuck Petey 775
    28   KJCLJC 772
    29   Justice For Breonna 770
    30   Managing Manager 765
    31   Mill St 764
    32   Fister Sisters 761
    --   Patatas 761
    34   Hawks 760
    35   Wheels of Fortune 758
    36   Party Like It's 21 755
    37   steel curtain 754
    --   The F8 of Shane 754
    39   Gambling $$ 753
    --   MacM 753
    --   ppschwa 753
    42   EtAl 745
    --   SoHoGoat21 745
    44   Art Vandelay 744
    --   HMD Industries 744
    46   Rustys Raiders 742
    47   Breakfast Beverages 741
    48   Sleehrats 738
    --   Stat Arb for Dummies 738
    --   The209 738
    51   SportsFanatic 737
    --   Valimorons 737
    53   Ashley Remembered 735
    --   Brule's Rules 735
    --   Nax Squared 735
    --   Seven21 735
    57   Dutchmen 732
    58   Markelle Fultz Is Good 731
    59   ARMageddon 730
    --   Impractical Jokers 730
    --   Party Like It's 09 730
    62   Declan's Moon 729
    63   Johnny Backpacks 728
    --   Mask On! Mask Off! 728
    65   Dancing Bears 726
    66   johnb470 724
    --   Vanilla Chocolate Swirl 724
    68   Mr. Jones and Friends 722
    69   SLOMIKE 721
    70   Fuji Bomb’s 720
    --   Juiced 720
    --   Pare La Musica 720
    73   Metaphysical Munchkin 719
    74   Gutter Trojans 718
    75   JJBC All-Stars 715
    76   Bearvers 714
    77   Morty’s Gang 712
    78   Artichoked 710
    79   Roger Dorn Olè Academy 709
    80   boyztrip 707
    81   Haymart/McAdams 706
    --   TheTigerKingOfSports 706
    83   West Virginia Party Boys 703
    84   the513 701
    --   War Otto 701
    86   Walton’s World 700
    87   Red Deaths 699
    88   Henry the Good Doy 698
    --   Protector of the Vale 698
    --   Yo-Nays 698
    91   OMG 697
    92   BobbleBill 696
    --   Team Quack 696
    94   PHX Illini 695
    95   Team Beno 692
    96   Uff 691
    97   Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! 689
    --   David Hasselhoff 689
    --   NoelG27 689
    --   Ramblers 689
    101   Fuck 2020 688
    102   Not Gelded 687
    --   Pa & Ja 687
    104   G.B.G. Campaign 685
    105   DadTrip 683
    --   Stack the Pool 683
    107   Disinfectant Injection 682
    108   Danger Zone 681
    --   Hondo 681
    110   Rounders 679
    111   Bowron& Bowron 678
    --   In play out(s) 678
    113   Bulls on Parade 677
    --   Gypsy puss in the flesh 677
    115   Project Badass 676
    116   Munich Vice 675
    117   Gee Unit 23 673
    118   Jets 672
    119   Chaz Reinhold’s Meatloaf 671
    --   Make America Gronk Again 671
    121   Covid-69 669
    --   Kick Names Take Ass 669
    --   La Cheeserie! 669
    124   Randolph and Mortimer 668
    --   Shower Sharts 668
    126   Big Ragu 667
    --   DoubleDown11 667
    128   Sexy Rexy Grossman 665
    129   Giggy 662
    130   Any Sport Will Do 659
    --   Atlantic City Knights 659
    --   Hard Rock's $$$ 659
    133   The Hatchmen 657
    --   The Syosset Braves 657
    135   BDBB - The Original 656
    --   packers 656
    137   The Trubisky Resurgence 655
    138   illetram yeoj 654
    139   Grassy Nole 653
    140   ATHLETICS! 651
    --   Greatpoint 651
    142   Mauricio Duboned your Girlfriend 650
    --   Wanna Pizza Us? 650
    144   Jenkins Bros 649
    145   Donkey Punching 647
    146   Big Red Leopards 646
    --   Speaking of Airplanes 646
    148   NLHawkeye88 645
    149   Eggs on the Roof 640
    --   PenguinsandPolarbears 640
    151   JoeRobbieStadium 639
    --   Sportwonks 639
    153   Billy Walters 638
    154   Degenerates-R-Us 637
    --   Juicy Fatty Chicken Patties 637
    156   Do Wrong Right 636
    --   WhiskeyWinners 636
    158   Dingletine 635
    --   Dr. Fauci 635
    160   Can’t be worse than last year 634
    161   Bojangles Breakfast 633
    162   Kansas City Chiefs 632
    163   Darnold Palmers 631
    --   RD 631
    165   6 aces, 4skins and a 3 putt 630
    166   Brad's Crossed Arms 629
    --   Get It Done 629
    --   Howling Spider Monkeys 629
    --   StankMo 629
    170   Land Thieves 626
    --   The Vlad Lads 626
    172   A1 type of guy 625
    173   Jackie Treehorn 624
    174   Nerd Alert! 623
    175   Alaskan Ice Pickers 620
    176   DoubleA & Zola 618
    --   Shart Garfunkel 618
    --   The Dude Abides 618
    179   Tasty Waves 617
    --   Thirteen Five 617
    181   Ripped the Dry Snatch on the Dock 616
    182   fallfromgrace 615
    183   Tony Luke’s Laundry 614
    184   BamaDad 612
    --   The Teds 612
    186   South Jersey Jamokes 611
    187   Fightin' Amish 609
    188   Checksperts 608
    189   Augustus Gloop's Chocolate River 607
    --   You Might Win 607
    191   Bean Boge Ballers 606
    192   Born for Social Distancing 605
    193   GME 603
    --   Shadynasty’s 603
    195   Eddie's Cruisers 602
    --   The C.O.S.T.A. System 602
    197   Just Boys in a World 601
    --   ManorMobbinWVU IV 601
    --   The Flying Wasp 601
    200   Jimmy Dugan 600
    --   Truffle Butter Express 600
    202   DEATH ROW 597
    --   Victor Ola3po 597
    204   pdot40 595
    --   Samir123 595
    --   she·nan·i·gans 595
    207   3 Dudes 1 Couch 594
    208   Running 40 Miles on Fruitcake 592
    209   Milk Was A Bad Choice 589
    --   Spamoni & Turd 589
    211   Killer Bs 588
    212   Famous Jewish Sports Legends 586
    213   Bondslingers 583
    214   Canadian Crippler 582
    215   Fighting Irish 578
    216   Miami Vice 577
    --   Poker Boys 577
    218   N.Y. Jets are killing me 576
    --   That Ain't Mayo 576
    220   Bottom of the Fifths 574
    221   OakLandBeforeTimeXVII 573
    222   BOHICA Tribesmen 569
    --   The Mud Dogs 569
    224   The Wild Bunch 567
    225   Subway Hero 566
    226   Handsy Docs 562
    227   Bell Island Pirates 561
    --   Favre's Dick Picks 561
    --   Matt Nagy Me 2 Death 561
    230   Golden Earrings 556
    231   Girth Richards Jr 555
    232   Off On Your Mother 553
    --   Poky Not Pokey 553
    234   PJM 552
    235   Cult of Cardboard Cutouts 549
    236   Dalé 545
    --   The Joe West Show 545
    238   Silky Butter 544
    239   JUGGERNAUT 543
    --   McMcMont Inc 543
    241   Special Ks! 541
    242   BatCap 539
    243   $3 Miller Lites 538
    244   Blue Horse Shoe 537
    245   The Antibodies 536
    246   Megatron0525 535
    247   BenSimmonsWitDaPen 533
    --   NY Legends 533
    --   Two Doofs 533
    250   brooklynboyz 532
    --   The Rodfather 532
    252   MGOCOVID19 529
    253   Stimulus my PPP 528
    254   Brad Hand Sanitizer 527
    255   Jedi Milo 525
    256   I4 Corridor 524
    257   PRM Trio 522
    --   RaymondBabbitt 522
    259   Bentley's Bitches 521
    260   Astoriakids 519
    261   DillyDilly 516
    262   PhilsNDerbs 515
    --   The Usual Suspects 515
    264   BigB 512
    265   PSU Pride 501
    266   TheTeamToBeat 494
    267   InTuckerWeTrust 493
    268   Fick Can Still Get Our Nuts 485
    269   Power Top 483
    270   Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. 482
    271   My Team's on the Floor 479
    272   idontrecall 478
    273   Balls of Fuery 477
    --   Pablo Escobar 477
    275   TheBizuation 467
    276   Go Bulldogs! 463
    --   The Salty Dogs 463
    278   4 in the Stink 458
    279   Fonzinoons 454
    --   Retiredbutnot 454
    281   Slap Shot 444
    282   Beershowers 440
    283   Gyros & Souvlaki 436
    284   Tampa Team 428
    285   Bam Bam 403
    286   OhioSchultz 402
    287   Deebo’s Bike 399
    288   No Shorties 346
    289   Joe's Tracers 342
    290   MDubs3 339
    291   NIASKOS 330
    292   Diegens 317
    293   Death Star 315
    294   Suplex Spectacles 305
    295   Bronx Bombers 295
    --   Rats Gamblers 295
    --   T-Diddy 295
    298   Cinderella Story 271
    299   Little Chocolate Donuts 261
    300   4Speds 257
    301   Ryan Lynch 247
    302   The Washington Football Team 239
    303   F.C. Poutine 234
    304   SuburbSachs 233
    305   Hezzy Jimbos 230
    306   Trevor’s Kickass Team 227
    --   walterhouston22 227
    308   Big Benjamins 187
    309   PATSWINBIG 150
    310   Hammers 149
    311   Annexation of Puerto Rico 134
    312   Wuhan Cocaine Club 49