2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Texas: Texas Tech +7½
| # | Team |
| 1 | Bath Rugby |
| 2 | Bro-Lo El Cuñado |
| 3 | Cizzle CK |
| 4 | Dad Boner |
| 5 | Drunken Irish 1 |
| 6 | In play out(s) |
| 7 | Mary Jo Namath |
| 8 | Mine's Longo Than Yours |
| 9 | Mustache With Titties |
| 10 | No Janni |
| 11 | Schiss |
| 12 | STL4TW |
| 13 | Twice As Nice |
| 14 | Wubble Wibble |