2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: Bahamas: Western Michigan -3½
| # | Team |
| 1 | 14Smokes |
| 2 | Bad at Decathlon Rob Lowe |
| 3 | Bald Italian Posse |
| 4 | Bye Shane 3 |
| 5 | Drunken Irish 2 |
| 6 | Kaepernick for MVP |
| 7 | Moose Knuckle |
| 8 | Taco Corp |
| 9 | The Right Angle |
| 10 | Tundra Prius |
| 11 | Yankeessuck |