2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Vancouver Canucks
| # | Team |
| 1 | Bebop & Rocksteady |
| 2 | Blind Luck |
| 3 | Bullshitisms |
| 4 | CNuggy22 |
| 5 | Dekkers can't think of a team name |
| 6 | DocHoliday34 |
| 7 | Dr. Danadajosamy |
| 8 | Everlasting Gobstoppers |
| 9 | Gronkzilla |
| 10 | gumby dammit |
| 11 | It's not my dog |
| 12 | Lark On My Go Kart |
| 13 | M&T |
| 14 | Miami Vice |
| 15 | Mr. Bean |
| 16 | OB17 |
| 17 | Off in the Woods |
| 18 | rsbiddinger |
| 19 | Schiss |
| 20 | The Big Sexy |
| 21 | The Bizuation |
| 22 | The Giant Titan |
| 23 | The Usual Suspects |
| 24 | Whiplash |
| 25 | You Can Take Kapowski |
| 26 | Zizzle |