2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: B Watson
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1010 WINS |
| 2 | 12" of Beef |
| 3 | Alabama Hotpocket |
| 4 | Big ( . )( . ) |
| 5 | Bothan Spy |
| 6 | Clam Chowder |
| 7 | Court Jesters |
| 8 | Funk Your Couch |
| 9 | Hold My Beer and Watch This |
| 10 | Mind Bullets! |
| 11 | Oaks |
| 12 | Performance Enhancing Drunks |
| 13 | PMI |
| 14 | Rembrandt Q. Einstein |
| 15 | The Stickit Inn |
| 16 | The Usual Suspects |
| 17 | THE WHITE MAMBAS |
| 18 | WrathofGus |