2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: Mark Martin
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1010 WINS |
| 2 | Alabama Hot Pocket |
| 3 | Andy Parlay |
| 4 | Crash Test Dummies |
| 5 | Dujan Bros. |
| 6 | Help the economy, hire a dancer |
| 7 | Miami Vice |
| 8 | Nasty Boys |
| 9 | Nordhoff-5 |
| 10 | Partagas |
| 11 | Phillip Ohn Dees |
| 12 | Rabid Prairie Dogs |
| 13 | SLO Bums |
| 14 | Whitebread |