2024/2025 Decathlon: Who Selected: Pretension
| # | Team |
| 1 | Balls Deep |
| 2 | Bearvers |
| 3 | Business |
| 4 | Disinterested Observers |
| 5 | Down & Dirty |
| 6 | Fightin' Amish |
| 7 | Funk Your Couch |
| 8 | GBS |
| 9 | Givem The Heater, Ricky |
| 10 | Golden Showers |
| 11 | JUGGERNAUT |
| 12 | Kinfolk'n A |
| 13 | KP Klystrons |
| 14 | Madoff's Misery |
| 15 | MJ's |
| 16 | Ninjabots |
| 17 | Partagas |
| 18 | Phillip Ohn Dees |
| 19 | Rabid Prairie Dogs |
| 20 | Scooter & the Wolf |
| 21 | Step Above Coaching |
| 22 | Team G.B.G. |
| 23 | Team Texas |
| 24 | Tequila Shots |
| 25 | The Rad Falcons |
| 26 | thirteenfive |
| 27 | Urban Shocker |
| 28 | Vandelay Industries |
| 29 | Wax on, Wax off |
| 30 | Znark's |