2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: BEAST UConn
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | Bailey & Riley's Exc Adventure |
| 3 | Beer Money |
| 4 | Bitchin' Rock Star from Mars |
| 5 | Chez Hector Patel |
| 6 | Cinefra-Monihan |
| 7 | Dart Throwers |
| 8 | Disinterested Observers |
| 9 | Duh, Winning |
| 10 | E-Squared |
| 11 | eric & nate |
| 12 | GBS |
| 13 | GIANT Bucket O' Win Sauce |
| 14 | Golden Showers |
| 15 | Hooligans |
| 16 | Hot Peppers No Onions |
| 17 | IBETICAN |
| 18 | Luv Ya Blue |
| 19 | Madoff's Misery |
| 20 | MJ |
| 21 | Newy |
| 22 | Ron Burgundy |
| 23 | Shenanigans |
| 24 | Shock 'Em! |
| 25 | Spaceballs the Decathlon |
| 26 | The Pride |
| 27 | The Usual Suspects |
| 28 | Urban Shocker |
| 29 | Winston's Pig |