2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Drosselmeyer
| # | Team |
| 1 | MAX PTS |
| 2 | 1010WINS |
| 3 | 2 Jews That Never Snooze |
| 4 | 4toe |
| 5 | 99 COURT |
| 6 | Bluegrass Boys |
| 7 | Brown Chicken Brown Cow |
| 8 | Caffeine Achiever |
| 9 | Devils, Bears, Heels & Boilers |
| 10 | Fighting Amish |
| 11 | Give Me All You Got |
| 12 | GoBucks |
| 13 | Golden Domers |
| 14 | Hungry Hippos |
| 15 | LesterBangs |
| 16 | MJ's |
| 17 | Off in the shower |
| 18 | Shock 'Em! |
| 19 | The Bullshitisms |
| 20 | The Salty Dogs |
| 21 | The Usual Suspects |
| 22 | Triple D |
| 23 | Turdballs |
| 24 | West Virginia Party Boys |
| 25 | Who is Bruce Jenner? |