2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: Columbus
| # | Team |
| 1 | Bikini Car Wash |
| 2 | Buckle Up! |
| 3 | Clark Lea's Nuts |
| 4 | CLESportsFan |
| 5 | drinking is fun |
| 6 | DumpsterFire26 |
| 7 | Enrico Pallazzo |
| 8 | Favre's Dick Picks |
| 9 | Favre's Prick Picks |
| 10 | Flying Cats |
| 11 | Fonzinoons |
| 12 | Free Scottie |
| 13 | Half Slob Half Snob |
| 14 | JJBC All-Stars |
| 15 | Justine's Version |
| 16 | Let ‘er buck! |
| 17 | Ligma LLC |
| 18 | Magic Fountain |
| 19 | Moneyline Mafia |
| 20 | Paco’s Tacos |
| 21 | Party Like It's 09 |
| 22 | Postgame @ The Paragon |
| 23 | Real life is for March |
| 24 | Red Deaths |
| 25 | Sexy Rexy Grossman |
| 26 | Sweet Emulsions |
| 27 | Tasty Waves |
| 28 | The Caine-Hackman Theory |
| 29 | The Catch |
| 30 | The Flux Capacit-whores |
| 31 | The Quad |
| 32 | Wade Boggs |
| 33 | What’s the number? |