2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: Stanfurd
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | Bad Newz Kennelz |
| 3 | Bonecrushers |
| 4 | Brown Chicken Brown Cow |
| 5 | Carpe Decathlon |
| 6 | ComieCozzies |
| 7 | Dart Throwers |
| 8 | Nittany Heels |
| 9 | PBRMEASAP |
| 10 | sideshow sean |
| 11 | Sons of Anarchy |
| 12 | The Bullshitisms |
| 13 | Turdballs |
| 14 | Waterfront II |