2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: SEC Missouri
| # | Team |
| 1 | Bye Shane |
| 2 | Casual Craigslist Connections |
| 3 | Connor Stalions Did Nothing Wrong |
| 4 | CuseIsLoose |
| 5 | Da Real Saving Silverman |
| 6 | David Hasselhoff |
| 7 | Dawg Daze |
| 8 | Deshaun's Massage Parlor |
| 9 | drinking is fun |
| 10 | DumpsterFire25 |
| 11 | Eddie and the Cruisers |
| 12 | Go Bulldogs!! |
| 13 | Goutfish |
| 14 | Greatest Show on Turf |
| 15 | Greatpoint |
| 16 | Hard Rock's $$$ |
| 17 | Idiots out wandering around |
| 18 | Jaxson Prescott |
| 19 | JJBC All-Stars |
| 20 | Let 'er buck |
| 21 | Nova 2014 |
| 22 | Off the Handle |
| 23 | Paco's Tacos |
| 24 | Picks out for Harambe |
| 25 | Project Badass |
| 26 | Roadkill |
| 27 | Rusty's Raiders |
| 28 | Salsa Tex Committee |
| 29 | Scouse Poets |
| 30 | Sexy Rexy Grossman |
| 31 | Shart Garfunkel |
| 32 | ShipWrecked |
| 33 | SLOMIKE |
| 34 | Slugworths Gobstoppers |
| 35 | Viva Los Birdos |
| 36 | WarOtto |