2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: SMU
| # | Team |
| 1 | BigB |
| 2 | Dangerous Midge and the Piss Ants |
| 3 | Detroit v. Everyone |
| 4 | Get Up Mitch |
| 5 | Glorious Risers |
| 6 | JoeRobbieStadium |
| 7 | JustFly |
| 8 | MCC Club Champs |
| 9 | Mikey's Hot Takes |
| 10 | Pepe Silvia |
| 11 | SLOMIKE |
| 12 | Stacey's Momz Got it Going On |
| 13 | The Driving Crooners |
| 14 | Uff |