2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: Grigor Dimitrov
| # | Team |
| 1 | 17-0 |
| 2 | Boiling Hot Dog Water |
| 3 | Brick’Shithouse |
| 4 | Cinghiale |
| 5 | Do Wrong Right |
| 6 | Drool Monkeys |
| 7 | Famous Potatoes |
| 8 | GutterTrojans |
| 9 | Heinz Kitzvelvet |
| 10 | Kick Names Take Ass |
| 11 | LucCon2024 |
| 12 | Make America Gronk Again |
| 13 | MudsharkInvestments |
| 14 | NonameBret |
| 15 | NY Jets Are Killing Me |
| 16 | Send Paul, Alphonse, and Andoni Pix |
| 17 | Sleehrats |
| 18 | Sslefton |
| 19 | SubwayHero |
| 20 | The Dude Abides |