2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: Linda Noskova
| # | Team |
| 1 | Brick’Shithouse |
| 2 | Chuckleheads |
| 3 | DumpsterFire23 |
| 4 | HenryDoy |
| 5 | New Miami Patfins |
| 6 | ScudderRoad |
| 7 | Special K's |
| 8 | Tycats Litterbox |
| 9 | West Virginia Party Boy |
| 10 | Zander FC |
| # | Team |
| 1 | Brick’Shithouse |
| 2 | Chuckleheads |
| 3 | DumpsterFire23 |
| 4 | HenryDoy |
| 5 | New Miami Patfins |
| 6 | ScudderRoad |
| 7 | Special K's |
| 8 | Tycats Litterbox |
| 9 | West Virginia Party Boy |
| 10 | Zander FC |