2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Uncle Heavy
| # | Team |
| 1 | 17-0 |
| 2 | 3 IN THE STINK featuring FOTS |
| 3 | Atlantic City Knights |
| 4 | Attack Each Day |
| 5 | Big Red |
| 6 | Boopers McGee |
| 7 | Brandon Scott’s Tots |
| 8 | Fightin' Amish |
| 9 | Fox Mulder |
| 10 | Hawks |
| 11 | idontrecall |
| 12 | JumpingBrook |
| 13 | Killerkash |
| 14 | Managing Managers |
| 15 | NIASKOS |
| 16 | NY Jets Are Killing Me |
| 17 | Off the Handle |
| 18 | Philly Dawgs |
| 19 | Solo's Roast Beef |
| 20 | Sslefton |
| 21 | StevieFranchise10 |
| 22 | SubwayHero |
| 23 | Team Beno |
| 24 | The Hameltoes |
| 25 | The Usual Suspects |
| 26 | The Wild Bunch |
| 27 | Uff |