2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: Stan Wawrinka
| # | Team |
| 1 | Ain’t No Thief |
| 2 | BagginSunchase |
| 3 | Beakers Tweakers |
| 4 | Bearvers |
| 5 | Colorfuloreo |
| 6 | Danger Zone |
| 7 | Fuck Petey 2.0 |
| 8 | G.B.G. Campaign |
| 9 | Grassy Nole |
| 10 | Gutter Trojans |
| 11 | Handsy Docs |
| 12 | JoeRobbieStadium |
| 13 | KJCLJC |
| 14 | Metaphysical Munchkins |
| 15 | Morty's Gang |
| 16 | Philadelphia Stars |
| 17 | Shadynasty's |
| 18 | Tasty Waves |
| 19 | The Fast Cheetas |
| 20 | Thing Two |