2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: Mark Martin
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | Ashmen Cometh |
| 3 | Bibko |
| 4 | Big B |
| 5 | Big Law Boys |
| 6 | Boozehounds |
| 7 | Brown Chicken Brown Cow |
| 8 | Caffeine Achiever |
| 9 | Disinterested Observers |
| 10 | Foolish Hit |
| 11 | Gotham |
| 12 | Hot HOPR Mamas |
| 13 | John Blutarsky's Liver |
| 14 | Little Jerry Seinfeld |
| 15 | MJ's |
| 16 | Next Year is Here |
| 17 | stepabove |
| 18 | The Bullshitisms |
| 19 | Thirteen Five |
| 20 | West Chadwick |