2024/2025 Decathlon: Who Selected: Texas
| # | Team |
| 1 | ARMageddon |
| 2 | Bam Bam |
| 3 | Born for Social Distancing |
| 4 | Canadian Crippler |
| 5 | Covid-69 |
| 6 | Degenerates-R-Us |
| 7 | DoubleDown11 |
| 8 | Eskimo Brothers |
| 9 | Fuck 2020 |
| 10 | Fuck Petey |
| 11 | Giggy |
| 12 | Greatpoint |
| 13 | Hawks Fly Together |
| 14 | Jackie Treehorn |
| 15 | Justice For Breonna |
| 16 | Mauricio Duboned your Girlfriend |
| 17 | McMcMont Inc |
| 18 | No Shorties |
| 19 | Pa & Ja |
| 20 | packers |
| 21 | Pare La Musica |
| 22 | Running 40 Miles on Fruitcake |
| 23 | Slap Shot |
| 24 | Stack the Pool |
| 25 | Team Quack |
| 26 | The Flying Wasp |
| 27 | The Syosset Braves |
| 28 | The Usual Suspects |
| 29 | The Vlad Lads |
| 30 | The209 |
| 31 | TheBizuation |
| 32 | Wanna Pizza Us? |