2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Thousand Words
| # | Team |
| 1 | A1 type of guy |
| 2 | Balls of Fuery |
| 3 | BigB |
| 4 | Born for Social Distancing |
| 5 | Bottom of the Fifths |
| 6 | Bulls on Parade |
| 7 | Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! |
| 8 | Dalé |
| 9 | Degenerates-R-Us |
| 10 | DoubleA & Zola |
| 11 | DoubleDown11 |
| 12 | Fighting Irish |
| 13 | Gyros & Souvlaki |
| 14 | Henry the Good Doy |
| 15 | I4 Corridor |
| 16 | InTuckerWeTrust |
| 17 | Jackie Treehorn |
| 18 | Kansas City Chiefs |
| 19 | Kick Names Take Ass |
| 20 | Land Thieves |
| 21 | Pare La Musica |
| 22 | Sexy Rexy Grossman |
| 23 | sheˇnanˇiˇgans |
| 24 | SLOMIKE |
| 25 | South Jersey Jamokes |
| 26 | Special Ks! |
| 27 | Sportwonks |
| 28 | The C.O.S.T.A. System |
| 29 | The Joe West Show |
| 30 | The Washington Football Team |
| 31 | Utility Sports Nuts |
| 32 | You Might Win |