2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Excession
| # | Team |
| 1 | 3 Dudes 1 Couch |
| 2 | Annexation of Puerto Rico |
| 3 | Astoriakids |
| 4 | Brad Hand Sanitizer |
| 5 | Canadian Crippler |
| 6 | Donkey Punching |
| 7 | F.C. Poutine |
| 8 | Fighting Irish |
| 9 | Giggy |
| 10 | Jets |
| 11 | MattyRads |
| 12 | Munich Vice |
| 13 | Pablo Escobar |
| 14 | she·nan·i·gans |