2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: AFC-N Baltimore
| # | Team |
| 1 | Annexation of Puerto Rico |
| 2 | Any Sport Will Do |
| 3 | ARMageddon |
| 4 | BamaDad |
| 5 | BatCap |
| 6 | Bearvers |
| 7 | Can’t be worse than last year |
| 8 | Canadian Crippler |
| 9 | Cult of Cardboard Cutouts |
| 10 | Eggs on the Roof |
| 11 | EtAl |
| 12 | Fuck 2020 |
| 13 | Fuck Petey |
| 14 | Fuji Bomb’s |
| 15 | It's A Shpadoinkle Day |
| 16 | La Cheeserie! |
| 17 | MacM |
| 18 | Markelle Fultz Is Good |
| 19 | Mauricio Duboned your Girlfriend |
| 20 | McMcMont Inc |
| 21 | Milk Was A Bad Choice |
| 22 | Nax Squared |
| 23 | ppschwa |
| 24 | Samir123 |
| 25 | Shadynasty’s |
| 26 | SoHoGoat21 |
| 27 | Spamoni & Turd |
| 28 | Stat Arb for Dummies |
| 29 | The Trubisky Resurgence |
| 30 | The Washington Football Team |
| 31 | the513 |
| 32 | Trevor’s Kickass Team |
| 33 | Utility Sports Nuts |
| 34 | Vanilla Chocolate Swirl |