2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Storm the Court
| # | Team |
| 1 | $3 Miller Lites |
| 2 | 4 in the Stink |
| 3 | 6 aces, 4skins and a 3 putt |
| 4 | A1 type of guy |
| 5 | Bam Bam |
| 6 | BamaDad |
| 7 | Bondslingers |
| 8 | DadTrip |
| 9 | Dalé |
| 10 | David Hasselhoff |
| 11 | Declan's Moon |
| 12 | Disinfectant Injection |
| 13 | Dr. Fauci |
| 14 | Fonzinoons |
| 15 | Fuck Petey |
| 16 | Gee Unit 23 |
| 17 | Giggy |
| 18 | Greatpoint |
| 19 | Gutter Trojans |
| 20 | Hondo |
| 21 | I4 Corridor |
| 22 | JoeRobbieStadium |
| 23 | johnb470 |
| 24 | Kick Names Take Ass |
| 25 | Party Like It's 21 |
| 26 | PATSWINBIG |
| 27 | PenguinsandPolarbears |
| 28 | Power Top |
| 29 | Roger Dorn Olè Academy |
| 30 | Running 40 Miles on Fruitcake |
| 31 | Slap Shot |
| 32 | SLOMIKE |
| 33 | Special Ks! |
| 34 | Stimulus my PPP |
| 35 | Subway Hero |
| 36 | The Antibodies |
| 37 | The Dude Abides |
| 38 | The F8 of Shane |
| 39 | Thirteen Five |
| 40 | Wanna Pizza Us? |
| 41 | Wuhan Cocaine Club |