2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: Thousand Words
| # | Team |
| 1 | ATHLETICS! |
| 2 | Augustus Gloop's Chocolate River |
| 3 | Balls of Fuery |
| 4 | BatCap |
| 5 | BigB |
| 6 | boyztrip |
| 7 | Brad Hand Sanitizer |
| 8 | Cinderella Story |
| 9 | Covid-69 |
| 10 | Declan's Moon |
| 11 | Deebo’s Bike |
| 12 | Degenerates-R-Us |
| 13 | Delusions of Grandeur |
| 14 | Devils, Bears, Heels Oh My |
| 15 | DoubleDown11 |
| 16 | Fick Can Still Get Our Nuts |
| 17 | Fighting Irish |
| 18 | Get It Done |
| 19 | Gypsy puss in the flesh |
| 20 | Handsy Docs |
| 21 | It's A Shpadoinkle Day |
| 22 | Just Boys in a World |
| 23 | Justice For Breonna |
| 24 | Kansas City Chiefs |
| 25 | Managing Manager |
| 26 | ManorMobbinWVU IV |
| 27 | Milk Was A Bad Choice |
| 28 | Morty’s Gang |
| 29 | My Team's on the Floor |
| 30 | Nerd Alert! |
| 31 | Pare La Musica |
| 32 | Patatas |
| 33 | Red Deaths |
| 34 | Ryan Lynch |
| 35 | Sexy Rexy Grossman |
| 36 | Shower Sharts |
| 37 | Silky Butter |
| 38 | Slap Shot |
| 39 | SportsFanatic |
| 40 | Sportwonks |
| 41 | StankMo |
| 42 | Tampa Team |
| 43 | The Trubisky Resurgence |
| 44 | Thing Two |
| 45 | Truffle Butter Express |
| 46 | walterhouston22 |