2025/2026 Decathlon: Who Selected: F- Ons Jabeur
| # | Team |
| 1 | Artichoked |
| 2 | BobbleBill |
| 3 | BOHICA Tribesmen |
| 4 | Dalé |
| 5 | Degenerates-R-Us |
| 6 | Dingletine |
| 7 | Do Wrong Right |
| 8 | Donkey Punching |
| 9 | Haymart/McAdams |
| 10 | JUGGERNAUT |
| 11 | Mask On! Mask Off! |
| 12 | Not Gelded |
| 13 | Team tiny dicks |
| 14 | Yo-Nays |