2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: Musket Man
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | 99 Court |
| 3 | Drunk Angry Dwarfs |
| 4 | Fighting Amish |
| 5 | Fighting Stimuluses |
| 6 | GBS |
| 7 | Girthy Partners |
| 8 | GoBucks |
| 9 | John Blutarsky's Liver |
| 10 | Kings' Ransom |
| 11 | Off Constantly |
| 12 | Orlando Gators |
| 13 | Ox |
| 14 | roxbury buco's |
| 15 | Team War Otto |
| 16 | The Bullshitisms |
| 17 | The Pride |
| 18 | West Chadwick |
| 19 | West Virginia Party Boys |