2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: General Quarters
| # | Team |
| 1 | 1% Perspiration |
| 2 | Bacon Explosion |
| 3 | Bearvers |
| 4 | Bibko |
| 5 | Big B |
| 6 | Chez Hector Patel |
| 7 | Danadajosamy |
| 8 | Danny Noonan |
| 9 | Drunken Donuts |
| 10 | Goatslaying Cigars |
| 11 | GoBucks |
| 12 | Golden Domers |
| 13 | Hot Peppers No Onions |
| 14 | I2K |
| 15 | John Blutarsky's Liver |
| 16 | Keggers |
| 17 | Little Jerry Seinfeld |
| 18 | roxbury buco's |
| 19 | Rusty's Raiders |
| 20 | Scott Baio Superstars |
| 21 | So Good Next Year |
| 22 | The Fabulous Kafoo-chees |
| 23 | The French Ticklers |
| 24 | WOP Genius |
| 25 | yeaboo |