2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: WAC Grand Canyon
| # | Team |
| 1 | Boobs and Balls |
| 2 | BWARE |
| 3 | Dutchmen |
| 4 | El Chupacabra |
| 5 | Kangatron |
| 6 | Necrophilia, you necrofeelme? |
| 7 | Orange Huskies |
| 8 | Schwarbombs Over Baghdad |
| 9 | Smokin Toogs |
| 10 | Spitters Are Quitters |
| 11 | Stank |
| 12 | Warren Buffett's Quant |