2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: SUN Troy

#	Team
1	1% Perspiration
2	A King and 3 Rocks
3	Bro-Lo El Cuñado
4	Brooklynboyz
5	BUCK University
6	CANDY FROM LIL' BABIES
7	Elbow Deep in Meryl Streep
8	Fick Can STILL Get My Nuts
9	Gambling $$
10	GBS
11	Genco Importers
12	Kaepernick for MVP
13	Mud Butt
14	Nax Squared 2.0
15	Necrophilia, you necrofeelme?
16	NY Jets are killing me
17	Oracle
18	PBL
19	Peruvian Circus Clowns
20	Ripped The Dry Snatch On The Dock
21	Sam I am! Green Eggs with Dan
22	The Boys of Saturday
23	Top of the Muffin to You!