2026/2027 Decathlon: Who Selected: MW UNLV
| # | Team |
| 1 | Boobs and Balls |
| 2 | Eazy Money |
| 3 | Eli Did GREAT |
| 4 | Gimme The Loot |
| 5 | Jazzpurr's Education Fund |
| 6 | JUGGERNAUT |
| 7 | Mud Butt |
| 8 | Nuckin Futs Again |
| 9 | RG-CLE |
| 10 | Sailor Jerrys Kids |
| 11 | Stewpidhead |
| 12 | The Usual Suspects |
| 13 | Too Many Simons |