2023 Event Summary: Football

Status: Completed

RULES: FOOTBALL

Q1: Regular Season
All NFL teams have been seeded; select eight teams totaling no more than 38 seed points.

Your eight teams will earn points as follows:
...7 pts for each win (10 for a playoff win)
..20 pts for a division title
..10 pts for a wildcard berth
..20 pts for a Super Bowl berth
..30 pts for a Super Bowl win

Picks lock Thu 9/7 5p Pacific, at the first kickoff

Q2: Playoffs
A total of 14 NFL teams make the playoffs - 7 in each conference. The teams are seeded as follows:
NFC
(1) 49ers
(2) Cowboys
(3) Lions
(4) Buccaneers
(5) Eagles
(6) Rams
(7) Packers

AFC
(1) Ravens
(2) Bills
(3) Chiefs
(4) Texans
(5) Browns
(6) Dolphins
(7) Steelers

Pick 5 teams whose seeds add up to *at least* 17 points. Note that your 5 teams can be from any conference. For example, you could take the 1st seed from both conferences, a 3rd seed, and both 6th seeds, and your entry would be valid (1 + 1 + 3 + 6 + 6 = 17). Or, you could take the 1st through 4th and the 7th seed all from one conference, and that would be valid (1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 7 = 17).

Your five teams will earn points as follows:
...10 pts for each win in the Wild Card round
...20 pts for each win in the Divisional round
...25 pts for each Conference Championship win
...30 pts for a Super Bowl win

Playoff Picks lock at kickoff of the first game

 
POINT RECAP: FOOTBALL

Regular Season
 Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
AS Indianapolis Colts (1) 123 63 0 0 0 0 0 63
AS Houston Texans (1) 77 70 10 20 0 0 0 100
NW Arizona Cardinals (1) 19 28 0 0 0 0 0 28
NS Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2) 36 63 10 20 0 0 0 93
AS Tennessee Titans (2) 210 42 0 0 0 0 0 42
NE Washington Commanders (2) 121 28 0 0 0 0 0 28
NW LA Rams (3) 19 70 0 0 10 0 0 80
AW Las Vegas Raiders (3) 24 56 0 0 0 0 0 56
NS Carolina Panthers (3) 26 14 0 0 0 0 0 14
NS Atlanta Falcons (3) 173 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
AE New England Patriots (3) 52 28 0 0 0 0 0 28
NN Chicago Bears (4) 25 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
NN Green Bay Packers (4) 60 63 10 0 10 0 0 83
NE NY Giants (4) 55 42 0 0 0 0 0 42
AN Pittsburgh Steelers (4) 127 70 0 0 10 0 0 80
AW Denver Broncos (4) 24 56 0 0 0 0 0 56
AN Cleveland Browns (5) 17 77 0 0 10 0 0 87
NW Seattle Seahawks (5) 66 63 0 0 0 0 0 63
NS New Orleans Saints (5) 95 63 0 0 0 0 0 63
NN Minnesota Vikings (5) 57 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
AN Baltimore Ravens (6) 82 91 10 20 0 0 0 121
NN Detroit Lions (6) 54 84 20 20 0 0 0 124
AE Miami Dolphins (6) 34 77 0 0 10 0 0 87
AW LA Chargers (6) 44 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
AS Jacksonville Jaguars (6) 136 63 0 0 0 0 0 63
NE Dallas Cowboys (7) 41 84 0 20 0 0 0 104
AE NY Jets (7) 31 49 0 0 0 0 0 49
AE Buffalo Bills (8) 75 77 10 20 0 0 0 107
NW SF 49ers (8) 156 84 20 20 0 20 0 144
AN Cincinnati Bengals (8) 97 63 0 0 0 0 0 63
NE Philadelphia Eagles (9) 120 77 0 0 10 0 0 87
AW Kansas City Chiefs (10) 60 77 40 20 0 20 30 187
NFL Playoffs
 Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
San Francisco 49ers (1) 229 0 20 25 0 0 0 45
Baltimore Ravens (1) 167 0 20 0 0 0 0 20
Dallas Cowboys (2) 72 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Buffalo Bills (2) 140 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Detroit Lions (3) 49 10 20 0 0 0 0 30
Kansas City Chiefs (3) 112 10 20 25 30 0 0 85
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (4) 23 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Houston Texans (4) 29 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Philadelphia Eagles (5) 77 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Cleveland Browns (5) 129 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
LA Rams (6) 177 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Miami Dolphins (6) 64 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Green Bay Packers (7) 83 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Pittsburgh Steelers (7) 24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Hover over Category Titles to view Description and Point Multipliers

 
LEADERBOARD: FOOTBALL

#   Team Points
1   Caffeine Achiever 953
2   Don’t Get Dead 915
3   DumpsterFire23 908
4   Handsy Docs 891
5   Heinz Kitzvelvet 885
6   bmac 870
--   johnlb470 870
8   HMD Industries 862
9   Fonzinoons 857
--   ShipWrecked 857
11   The Usual Suspects 851
12   Creepy n Pervy 847
13   Shart Garfunkel 826
14   Tasty Waves 825
15   Rusty's Raiders 823
16   We Don't Talk About Bruno 819
17   JoeRobbieStadium 818
18   CzechMate 816
--   StevieFranchise10 816
20   Bye Shane 812
21   Sportwonks 811
22   Truffle Butter Express 810
23   Stat Arb 4 DumDums 808
24   Nerd Alert! 805
--   Nova 2014 805
26   Benson-Marcus All Stars 802
--   Thing Two 802
28   GOAT 798
29   DOCK ELLIS 797
30   Casual Craigslist Connections 795
31   Brick’Shithouse 791
32   Party Like It's 09 789
33   Tundra Prius 788
34   Jake Picks Winners 787
35   Pare La Musica 786
--   Pinche Gringos 786
37   The Joe West Show 783
38   SF49ers 782
39   Steven Seagal 780
40   Los Birdos 778
41   Faceless Man 776
42   Four Loko 774
--   Go Gamecocks 774
44   Atlantic City Knights 773
45   Nostradumass 772
46   I am Kenough 768
47   Darkness Retreat 767
--   Third Wheel 767
49   Gronkey Kong 766
50   EZ Winners 765
--   ppschwa 765
52   Johnny Backpacks 764
--   Super Cody Bros. 764
54   BigB 763
--   Famous Potatoes 763
56   Johnny Utah 761
57   Seventh Heaven 760
58   Patatas 759
59   Kick Names Take Ass 757
60   Rounders 755
--   The Godfather 755
62   Sexy Rexy Grossman 754
--   SLOMIKE 754
64   JJBC All-Stars 753
--   Just Win Baby 753
66   Junior Stargazers 752
67   Drool Monkeys 751
--   The Acorn Army 751
69   Grey Horse Shelby 750
70   Miami vice 749
71   JumpingBrook 748
--   Sacrifice Blunts 748
73   SubwayHero 747
74   Meow Meow Meow 744
75   Big Ragu 741
--   KP8 MVP 741
--   Pepe Silvia 741
--   Thor's Hammers 741
79   Golden Earrings 740
--   KwazeyBonez 740
--   Scouse Poets 740
82   Team Devlin 739
--   You Might Win 739
84   Tequila Howie 738
85   Favre's Prick Picks 737
--   Painted Balls 737
--   POKER BOYS 737
88   BooneBetterBeGoneByTheEndOfThisDecathlon 736
--   Chicks Dig The Long Ball!! 736
90   Favre's Dick Picks 734
--   Send Paul, Alphonse, and Andoni Pix 734
92   WarOtto 733
93   Go Bulldogs! 730
--   Sleepy 730
--   soccerdan 730
--   The Fighting Tuckmans 730
97   In play out(s) 729
98   HBro's 727
--   Sslefton 727
100   The Lazer Show 726
101   Edge Best 725
--   EtAl 725
103   The Caine-Hackman Theory 724
104   David Hasselhoff 723
105   Buckle Up 720
--   The Yellow Sheet 720
--   Total Devastation 720
108   AFC East Beasts 719
109   Hondo 718
110   Sixth Sense 717
111   JustFly 716
--   NoelG27 716
113   The Corporate Elbow 715
114   Fifth Wheel 714
--   Goetta Gang 714
--   RaymondBabbitt 714
--   Solo's Roast Beef 714
118   Cinghiale 713
--   The Catch 713
120   NatiFish 712
121   The return of 655 Stanley 711
122   Ron Barr All Stars 710
123   Chudley Cannons 709
--   Fightin' Amish 709
125   MarsExplorer2023 708
126   RunForrestRun 707
--   Shadynasty's 707
128   NonameBret 706
129   17-0 703
130   Kissing Cousins 697
--   SHTigers 697
132   Attack Each Day 696
--   I’ll think of one later 696
--   Twice As Nice 696
135   HenryDoy 693
136   JDE 692
--   LucCon2024 692
138   92%ers 690
139   #1 Joe Flacco Fan 689
--   The Fast Cheetas 689
141   Boopers McGee 688
142   ZFG 687
143   Boiling Hot Dog Water 686
--   GutterTrojans 686
145   Valimorons 685
146   Crowndawg likes tacos 684
--   Straw boys 684
148   Killer B's 683
149   Little Yerry Stackhouse 678
150   Always Next Year 677
--   Dad Boner 677
152   phart 676
153   Krudler 675
154   Barkley's Boyz 672
--   Degenerates 672
--   Famous Jewish Sports Legends 672
--   MyWifeHidMyBonerPills 672
158   Not Ivan Toney 671
--   Zander FC 671
160   Hawks 670
161   Decanterthon 669
--   The Hameltoes 669
163   Special K's 668
164   The 209 667
--   The Saucemen 667
166   Big Red Leopards 666
--   Nax Squared 666
--   P.Swayze 666
169   Longmires 665
--   SportsFanatic 665
171   Brooklynboyz 664
--   Picks out for Harambe 664
173   BushwoodBlaster 662
--   Triple H 662
175   Ashley Remembered 661
176   Mikes Dec Pics 659
177   Fargin Iceholes 658
--   Hard Rock’s $$$ 658
--   literal lee 658
--   Magic Fountain 658
--   NIASKOS 658
182   Stankford 657
183   Tables 655
--   Wasted Tacos 655
185   ATHLETICS 654
--   Do Wrong Right 654
--   Syosset Shysters 654
--   Uff 654
189   3 girls 1 schmuck 653
--   Philly 653
--   TRYAN43 653
192   #1 Seed Killers 652
--   DingleBerries 652
194   The C.O.S.T.A. System 651
195   Brodermp 650
196   Eddie and the Cruisers 649
--   Managing Managers 649
--   TrueSpartan 649
199   Desantis 2024 648
--   Edwin Jackson is Immaculate 648
201   Postcards from Sean 646
--   The Rodfather 646
203   irishby21 643
204   1HitWonderz 642
--   Not Your Average Joel 642
206   Five Oompa Loompas 641
207   Warr 640
208   VFL's 638
209   Russell The Muscle 637
--   The Dancing Bears 637
211   Chuckleheads 636
212   Bearvers 632
--   Brandon Scott’s Tots 632
214   Arsenal 631
--   ScudderRoad 631
216   EssoTMB 629
217   Comeback Kid 628
--   Horn Dogs 628
219   Project Badass 625
--   Prophesee 625
221   Red Deaths 624
222   Art Vandelay 622
223   Aces4U 621
224   Team Beno 620
225   One Eyed Monsters 619
--   Password is Taco 619
227   DEATH ROW 618
--   Off the Handle 618
229   Gyros & Souvlaki 617
--   Here for The Feeding 617
231   Smarties-National Champs 21'&22' 616
232   Apparentlyretired 614
--   The Hatchmen 614
234   Literally Joe Sheisty 612
235   G.B.G. Campaign 609
236   3 IN THE STINK featuring FOTS 607
--   New Miami Patfins 607
238   The Bizuation 605
--   The Salty Dogs 605
240   That Ain't Mayo 604
--   The Driving Crooners 604
242   Car Ramrod 601
--   Jimmy Dugan 601
--   Sleehrats 601
245   Big Red 600
--   Milertim3 600
--   The513 600
248   A2MT 598
249   Sock finger 597
250   DRM2023 594
--   Philly Dawgs 594
252   C.O.S.T.A system 593
253   Low Expectations 591
254   Make America Gronk Again 589
--   The Dude Abides 589
256   The Redskins 586
257   The Wild Bunch 585
258   Killerkash 580
--   Spread the Love 580
260   Seven21 579
261   West Virginia Party Boy 575
262   BarEviction 574
263   SoHoGoat 570
264   MudsharkInvestments 569
--   San Jose State Superfan 569
266   Tycats Litterbox 566
267   idontrecall 565
268   NY Jets Are Killing Me 563
269   Team Quack 561
270   Pitter Patter 560
271   Walton's World 559
272   CoLo for the win 556
273   Dangerous Midge and the PissAnts 552
--   Let's Go Mets! 552
--   Super Sloth 552
276   The Regular Guy Look 546
277   Dirty Sanchezs 545
--   Shorties Revival 545
--   Stacey's Momz Got it Going On 545
280   Ramblers 543
281   fallfromgrace 541
282   Greatpoint 535
283   DoubleDown11 532
284   Fox Mulder 530
285   Shake N Bake 526
286   Fully Krausened 525
287   Van Buren Boys 521
288   Telemarketing Aces 520
289   Kenyon’s Not So Great Picks 466
290   Boo-Yah! 465
291   Juan 454
292   Gambling$$ 429

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