2023 Event Summary: Horse Racing

Status: Completed

RULES: HORSE RACING

Racing is the 3 legs of the Triple Crown: The Kentucky Derby, the Preakness and the Belmont Stakes.

Q1: Kentucky Derby
The women wear fancy hats and the drink of choice is a $17 mint julep that makes your SEC stadium bud light look like a good deal. 20 horses are available and seeded. Choose 5 horses which add up to no more than 27 seed points. For example, you could choose horses with seed values of 10-10-3-3-0 (26 pts) but not horses with seed values of 10-7-7-5-0 (29 pts). You are responsible for knowing which horses are scratched from the race. Seeds are based roughly off the initial odds posted here

Picks will stay open until just before post time; Sat 5/4 3:40p Pacific. Any attempts to enter picks after this deadline will result in a severe decathlon penalty.

Points:
1st place... 100 points
2nd place... 80 points
3rd place... 65 points
4th place... 50 points
5th place... 40 points
6th place... 25 points
7th thru 10th place... 10 points
11th place or worse... 0 points

Q2: Preakness
Nobody really knows where Pimlico is, altho it sounds like maybe there's a wormhole in Maryland just off Hwy83 that dumps you into New Jersey.

There are 13 horses are racing, Choose 3 horses which add up to 9 or fewer seed points. You are responsible for knowing which horses are scratched from the race. Seeds are loosely based off odds

Points:
1st place... 100 points
2nd place... 75 points
3rd place... 50 points
4th place... 35 points
5th place... 25 points
6th place... 15 points
7th place... 10 points
8th place... 5 points
9th and worse... 0 points

Picks will stay open until just before post time; 5/18 340p Pacific. Any attempts to enter picks after this deadline will result in a severe decathlon penalty.

Q3: Belmont Stakes
The third leg of the triple crown. Yawn.

Choose 3 horses which add up to 9 or fewer seed points. There are just 10 horses are racing, so you get nearly a third of the field. Note that only the top 7 finishers will earn points. You are responsible for knowing which horses are scratched from the race. Seeds are based off the initial odds posted here

Points:
1st place... 100 points
2nd place... 75 points
3rd place... 55 points
4th place... 45 points
5th place... 35 points
6th place... 20 points
7th place... 10 points
8th or worse... 0 points

Picks lock shortly before the race starts - Sat 6/8 at 3:40pm Pacific

 
POINT RECAP: HORSE RACING

Kentucky Derby
Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
Gray Magician (0) 242 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Master Fencer (0) 100 25 0 0 0 0 0 25
Bodexpress (0) 159 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Plus Que Parfait (3) 28 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Cutting Humor (3) 160 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Haikal (3) 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Long Range Toddy (3) 38 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Spinoff (3) 69 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Country House (3) 32 100 0 0 0 0 0 100
War Of Will (5) 122 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Tax (5) 61 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
By My Standards (5) 122 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Vekoma (5) 67 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Maximum Security (7) 283 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tacitus (7) 355 65 0 0 0 0 0 65
Code Of Honor (7) 69 80 0 0 0 0 0 80
Win Win Win (7) 65 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Game Winner (10) 191 40 0 0 0 0 0 40
Improbable (10) 253 50 0 0 0 0 0 50
Roadster (10) 53 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Preakness
Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
Signalman (1) 209 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Market King (1) 79 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Everfast (1) 36 75 0 0 0 0 0 75
Laughing Fox (2) 75 25 0 0 0 0 0 25
Bodexpress (2) 92 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bourbon War (3) 274 5 0 0 0 0 0 5
Warrior's Charge (3) 45 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
Win Win Win (3) 81 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
War of Will (4) 141 100 0 0 0 0 0 100
Anothertwistafate (4) 47 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Alwaysmining (4) 88 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Owendale (4) 83 50 0 0 0 0 0 50
Improbable (5) 217 15 0 0 0 0 0 15
Belmont Stakes
Answer (Seed Pts) #Sel Cat1 Cat2 Cat3 Cat4 Cat5 Cat6 Total
Joevia (1) 348 55 0 0 0 0 0 55
Master Fencer (3) 79 35 0 0 0 0 0 35
Everfast (3) 73 10 0 0 0 0 0 10
Intrepid Heart (3) 216 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sir Winston (3) 124 100 0 0 0 0 0 100
Spinoff (3) 60 20 0 0 0 0 0 20
Tax (3) 76 45 0 0 0 0 0 45
Bourbon War (3) 113 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tacitus (5) 252 75 0 0 0 0 0 75
War of Will (5) 96 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Hover over Category Titles to view Description and Point Multipliers

 
LEADERBOARD: HORSE RACING

#   Team Points
1   Hezzy Jimbos 605
2   Truffle Butter Express 585
3   Springfield Isotopes 575
4   Egg Salad Sandwich 555
5   Stack The Pool 545
6   Steve's Return to Glory 520
7   Flip Flip Flipadelphia 515
8   Smokeys 510
9   Garys FTW 505
10   Scavnasties 495
11   OurYear19-20 490
12   #D'Naughty 485
--   OldTownChode 485
--   Philly Special 485
15   Shimmer 480
16   GBS 475
17   The Usual Suspects 470
--   Two U's Two K's NO Heart 470
19   Jimmy Dugan 465
20   The Revolting Blobs 460
21   Amateur Hour 455
--   Donkey Kong Kill Screen 455
--   Well-Lived Coaching 455
24   Patty's Midnight Runners 450
--   The Barksdales 450
26   AAF Memorial 445
--   DingleDingle 445
--   The Dusters 445
29   Bronx bombers 440
--   GEOFF KELLER IS MY HERO 440
--   META. MUNCHKINS 20 440
32   LucCon2019 430
33   Rimprim 63 425
34   Alone Twogether 420
--   blue bombers 420
--   Haymart/McAdams 420
--   PhilsNDerbs13 420
38   RaymondBabbitt 415
--   Special Ks 415
--   The Masterminds 415
41   Power Top 410
--   Sportwonks 410
43   ARMYdoc 405
--   G.B.G. Campaign 405
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47   Ashley Remembered 400
--   Beakers Tweakers 400
--   Charitable Donation 400
--   Fuji Bombs 400
--   Golden Earrings 400
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--   TheNeverNudes 400
--   Two Doofs 400
55   Death Star 395
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--   Projo’s Dojo 395
60   Aldinho and Sully 390
--   ARMageddon 390
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--   Father & Son-in-Law 390
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67   Fab 5 385
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72   Bulls on Parade 380
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78   22 Milez Away 375
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91   Beer Barons 370
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99   HelplesslyHopingHilton 365
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--   tlamb5187 365
108   Docile Beasts 360
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113   ChubbsPeterson 355
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--   The Hameltoes 355
--   Vampire Sorority Babes 355
117   Bald Balder Baldest 350
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127   BCP 2019 345
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140   AnnArbaughs 335
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168   David Hasselhoff 320
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183   $3 Miller Lites 315
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201   BBB- Big Bowron Brand 310
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212   AndyParlay 305
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--   World Champion Orlando Apollos 305
230   3 in the Stink 300
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--   Chosen Newton 300
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--   Ferda 300
--   JCJ Triple Crown 300
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242   3 Guys 1 Cup 295
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248   ChubbsPinkyFinger 290
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257   CincyBeerBuds 2.0 285
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264   ASigPhi 280
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276   All The Way Black 275
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301   A1 Sport Too 2 270
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--   Gambling $$ 270
--   Macho Row 270
--   The C.O.S.T.A. System 270
--   Violet Beauregarde is a Blueberry 270
309   4 Dudes 1 Couch 265
--   6Aces 4Skins & a 3Putt 265
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--   Big Hitter The Lama 265
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327   #ToiletBeers 260
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334   #Donadio Jr. 255
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--   Gutter Trojans 255
--   Kissing Cousins 255
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--   Orchids of Asia 255
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--   PauScauJa 255
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--   The Salty Dogs 255
347   Balls Models 250
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--   Devin Nunes' Dad 250
--   Dirty Mike and the Boys 250
--   Fuji's Fockers 250
--   Handsy Docs 250
--   Health.Moves.Minds. 250
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--   Longwood's Finest 250
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--   Robocolonels 250
358   Bolet 245
--   Gypsy Puss Returns 245
--   Sexy Rexy Grossman 245
--   sgsgsgsg 245
--   Spitters Are Quitters 245
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--   The Blue Mountain Devils 245
365   4th & Gaul 240
--   Albin's Squad 240
--   Brady & Manning 240
--   Greatpoint 240
--   Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle 240
--   leaman07 240
--   Nostradumbass 240
--   The Bizuation 240
373   Ain't We Lucky We Got'em 235
--   Beershowers 235
--   BOHICA Tribesmen 235
--   Gilbert Snape 235
--   In play, out(s). 235
--   Kangatron 235
--   Might Have a Problem 235
--   Mr. Jones and Friends 235
--   TheRealPSK 235
--   Unicorns Are Jerks 235
--   Vegas Bedspread 235
384   BDBB - The Original 230
--   BigB 230
--   Boo-yah 230
--   Diamond Medallion 230
--   I4 Corridor 230
--   La Cheeserie 230
--   Mean Team 230
--   Sleehrats 230
392   AFreedie 225
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--   Lunatic Fringe 225
--   M&T 225
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--   Shart Garfunkel 225
--   That Ain't Mayo 225
--   The Killer C's 225
403   Bentley's Bitches 220
--   Butthole Bill 220
--   Cinderella Story 220
--   CRR 220
--   Gusdad74 220
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--   Kitten Mittens 220
--   The Fighting Tuckmans 220
--   We The Fans Network 220
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413   Benny LaJett Rodriguez 215
--   BPAthletes97 215
--   Oasis 215
--   sachsgoblue 215
--   SPORTS! 215
418   'Bating Jackers 210
--   Grayson Allen..Still My Hero 210
--   ManorMobbinWVU III 210
--   My Special Purpose 210
--   Wacenske Team 210
423   Dad Boner 205
--   DEATH ROW 205
--   Dhaul42 205
--   Drixx Picks 205
--   Gyros & Sheftalies 205
--   The ambiguously Oliver Yee Duo 205
429   Capper2227 200
--   Fightin' Amish 200
--   Full Mast Blast 200
--   Hebert 200
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--   MegaCool 200
--   TGentile 200
--   Travel Nurses 200
437   Inglorious Bastards 195
--   Rusty's Raiders 195
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--   Subway Hero 195
441   KP Klystrons 190
--   Little Yerry Stackhouse 190
--   Ohio Players 190
--   Piss Ants & Spiders 190
--   StankMo 190
446   Brendan Mooney 185
--   Jimmy G for MVP 185
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--   TrueSpartan 185
--   walterhouston25 185
451   BamaDad71 180
--   Bearvers 180
--   Better than a Stick in Your eye 180
--   Blue Lightning 180
455   Double Dribble 175
--   Ice Cold Hank Flamingo 175
--   Michielli4340 175
--   walterhouston22 175
459   Ctrl + Alt + Del All Competition 170
--   Triplets for the Win 170
461   Maybe this year? 165
--   WDYG 165
463   AUmilo 160
--   Frat 160
--   Trevor’s Kickass Team 160
466   JetsMetsCanes19 155
--   JW4221 155
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--   Nuckin Futs 1920 155
470   Damage, Inc. 150
--   Dutchmen 150
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--   Pepe Silvia 150
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--   The Right Angle 150
476   HTown Goonies 145
--   Jackie Treehorn 145
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--   Yogi & Bob Bob 145
481   fallfromgrace 140
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--   The People’s Champ 140
486   Get These Nuts Fick 135
--   Pablo Escobar 135
--   Ripped the Dry Snatch on the Dock 135
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490   LHS llc 130
491   Shower Sharts 125
492   AnchorDown 115
493   Mackattack 110
--   Walton's World 110
495   Campen 100
496   Flying V 95
497   Utah...Get me two, two 80
498   Lumberjacks 70
499   TOM SD 60